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| Warded from Staff. |
[22 Jan 2012|10:13pm] |
[WARNING, DON'T LOOK IF YOU HAVE JUST EATEN, OR HAVE A NERVOUS DISPOSITION]
( Have you seen this before? )
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I'm trying to conduct a survey. So, if you could all view the above image and let me know if you happened to see anything that looked like it last night that would be great.
Thank you.
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[22 Jan 2012|08:11pm] |
What's a bit of nudity between friends?
Who saw my bum last night? YEAH, you saw my bum last night. Did you like it, was it nice, of course it was. WHO LIKED THE HANDS?
Last night was immense. I drank way too much loads. I danced, I got a bit naked, and it was great.
10000000000101010000% worth the detention/lecture/shouting at/guilt trip and so on.
I'm trying to work out if we can make Saturday night piss up night a regular thing, and I guess not. Merlin, I can't wait to get out of this place and be a real human being.
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[17 Dec 2011|09:38pm] |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEMZ!
I would have baked you something, but I had a feeling you wouldn't eat my cooking, probably with good reason. Remember that one time?
So I got you ( this )
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| Ugh. |
[13 Dec 2011|12:23am] |
Stephen Cornfoot is a cad! Who does he think he is, going around kissing people without so much as a by-your-leave?
I said no. Does that make it rape? Stephen Cornfoot you are a rapist of the kissing kind! I would rather still be stood there than have had your gross lips pressed against my own.
UGH!
I advise everyone to be very wary when around Creepy Cornfoot (as he shall now be known), lest he decide he wants to kiss you.
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| Tis the season...... |
[06 Dec 2011|08:41pm] |
Reasons why Christmas is my favourite:
1) Turkey. I feel like we don't eat enough turkey at other times of the year, so it's great to get a chance to gorge on it.
2) Family. Everyone always piles 'round our house and it's brilliant watching the oldies have a few too many and spill the beans on their own antics.
3) Presents. This one kind of speaks for its self, who doesn't like getting presents?
4) Snow. Okay, so we don't always get snow at Christmas, but it makes it better. Speaking of which, anyone want a snowball fight?
5) Chocolate. So much chocolate. My mum goes nuts for buying in chocolate; selection boxes, variety boxes, you name it, she buys it, I eat it.
6) Christmas trees. Seriously, I think we should try implement more holidays that mean we can bring trees inside and stick glittery stuff on 'em.
7) Christmas Carols. At what other time of year is it acceptable to knock on a strangers door and belt out a tuneless song and get paid for the pleasure?
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[01 Dec 2011|11:42pm] |
In case anybody is worried/wondering/otherwise;
I HAVE MY THE DOLLY BACK!
All is right with the world, again.
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[28 Nov 2011|08:02pm] |
Backdated to Monday, 28th of November
[Private to the dolly snatcher]
Because I have no other means of contacting you, I have resorted to this.
YOUR DEMANDS HAVE BEEN MET!
WHEN CAN I HAVE MY DOLLY BACK?
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| Help, please. |
[22 Nov 2011|06:47pm] |
Has anyone seen my, er, doll baby dummy?
I know I had it after lunch. I remember picking it up off the table and lovingly placing it into my bag, with it's head poking out so it could breath (figurativly) obviously, but now I don't know where it is?
I've tried looking in the dormitory and in the Gryffindor common room. I mean it can't get far, it's not real. Unless... No. It's a doll dummy. I did just about manage to make it cry, but that's not helpful in finding it.
Right, I think now is the time for action. I am going to go search for her it. So if anyone has any information I'll make sure to check my journal regularly.
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| Winning just tastes better! |
[12 Nov 2011|08:46pm] |
Vic.. Vic.. Victorious.
Ravenclaw, we kicked your arse!
I'd give you all a play by play of my amazing, raw talent, but you know what. You all saw it, and loved it.
Warded to Gryffindors
PARTY IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM!
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| Rueben for the next Minister of Magic! |
[04 Nov 2011|10:29pm] |
Surprise yourself, Sloper! I guess you haven't looked in your trunk recently, then? It has an inhabitant, an inhabitant that goes by the name of Rueben. Or rather, he will go by the name Rueben, once I've managed to teach him his name.
I would like to take this moment to say that gnomes are bloody brilliant. They bite, they hiss, they spit, they're amazing. I wish I had more than one. JACK, let's start a colony! We could get loads of them. I'm not too bothered about domesticating them, either. I think they're fine as they are.
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